If you've ever seen Robin Hood Men in Tights you'll know what I'm talking about
Anyways I don't know about the rest of the world but sneezing always comes at the most inoppurtune (sp?) times. Like for instance this morning I had just finished my bran flakes (yes I'm old and have to eat that crap. I gag every morning but they get the job done.) I had just barely put the last bite in my mouth and swallowed when I started sneezing. Also, when I sneeze it is never just once or twice. It is at least 7 times and they aren't lady sneezes either where I cover my mouth at least when I'm by myself. I let it out there. I make noise. Lots of noise. In fact, I've even sneezed on a few friends (and yes we got some of the best laughs at those time and yes we're still friends) And I always have to blow my nose afterwards. Well I tried to keep my mouth shut so the "leftovers" wouldn't fly out. Seven sneezes later, I have to vacuum!
However, the worst is when you're at work helping a customer and you have a cold! I have plenty of stories but I'll spare the details. Lets just say I carry hand sanitizer with me at those times because I do cover my mouth. I have left proof and DNA on clothes at Dillards!
January 13, 2009
"son of Asneeze" "Bless you"
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3 comments:
Wow! What can I say. Hope you get better soon...for your own sake and those of the greater Phoenix valley. Don't choke on those Bran Flakes...YUM!
Shannon
I just found your blog! I didn't know you had one until Crystal mentioned it. Now this sneezing thing...sounds just like me when I sneeze. My biggest fear is having one of my attacks when I'm driving! I haven't figured out how to sneeze with my eyes open. Frankly I think it's impossible to do. And I feel like I'm going to sneeze my lungs right out. Now my grandmother sneezed all dainty like, she sounded like a little mouse squeeking. Not me! Oh well it is what it is. lol I take it you work at Dillards. Jessica worked there for a few years right out of High School and threw her first pregnancy. She was a cashier in the Jr.'s department at Superstition Springs Mall. What Dillards do you work at? Well get better soon!
Hi Danica. I tried to leave a comment and for some reason it wouldn't let me. Crystal told me you had a blog so I'm glad I found you. Hope you feel better soon.
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